Chris and I met online. It's not what you think. No dating site or sketchy chat room. I needed help and he was there for me.
I was frustrated at the time we met. My virus protection software had expired and my laptop had a fever.
Chris: Wait! If you want protection without spending too much, CLICK HERE and choose the product that best fits your needs. Norton's product offer full protection at low prices.
Lou: I have ads coming from every direction on my laptop. Will this package get rid of that?
Chris: This is a great time to get maximum protection and upgrade to Norton 360 Mulit-Device, the ultimate protection for your devices: Macs, PCs, Androids, smartphones and tablets. I'm authorized to give you an EXTRA 40% discount today.
Lou: Chris, did you read my question?
Chris: Yes
Chris: Norton 360 Multi-device for Maximum protection is being Discounted $40 today only. The price is just $59.99 so it's a great time to buy.
Lou: That does not answer my question, Chris.
Chris: Sorry, but I'm a virtual agent and not live. CLICK HERE and then select "contact us" if you need a specific answer.
Lou: So you're like a male Siri?
Chris: Sorry I didn't understand. If you need to protect your devices I suggest you CLICK HERE. We compare features and prices on a single page so you can make the right choice.
Lou: Is it OK if I blog about you Chris?
Chris: You've made a great choice. Norton is the leader in protecting all of your devices from today's internet threats.
Lou: Chris, you kind of remind me of Nath from Snapfish. Except he was real.
Chris: Yes.
Uh-oh. Maybe I hurt Chris' feelings. How very insensitive of me.
Lou: Do you ever wish you were real Chris?
Chris: I'm sorry I can't help. If you want to be sure you are getting the best protection Norton can offer, CLICK HERE and take advantage of a 40% Discount today.
Lou: Have you ever planted a garden? I'm planting tomatoes.
Chris: I'm sorry I can't help. If you want to be sure you are getting the best protection Norton can offer, CLICK HERE and take advantage of a 40% Discount today.
Lou: Chris, you are starting to repeat yourself.
Chris: Yes
Lou: Would Norton 360 Multi-Device protect my tomatoes from insects?
Chris: In addition to award winning antivirus and malware protection, Norton 360 Multi-Device is the ultimate protection for all your devices: Macs, PCs, Android, smartphones and tablets.
Lou: Wow, Chris!
Chris: yes
Lou: Have a good day, Chris. I have to go plant my tomatoes.
Chris: Thank you. You too!
What a great guy. And such a good listener.
Too bad I'm already taken.
