I wanted to make my own Facial Fitness Pao Smile Trainer.
The Facial Fitness Pao Smile Trainer on the Japan Trend shop was extraordinary, promising a better, younger smile. But sadly, it was
OK. It wasn't just about the money. Truth be told, I didn't want to look like one of these people when I was training my smile.
What if someone were to come to my door when I was in the midst of a smile training session? I have a reputation to protect!
So I wandered the aisles looking for something I could use to make my own, more attractive, Facial Fitness Smile Trainer.
I was temporarily delayed at the Poop Play-Doh exhibit. I seriously considered constructing my Facial Fitness Smile Trainer out of the Poo-Dough. I examined the kit carefully. Hmmmm. It could work! If I strung multiple turds together with straws. Or dental floss.
But then I thought about putting it in my mouth.
And decided to keep looking.
Sporting goods? Nothing. Automotive? Zilch. Infant socks? Nada.
I finally hit pay dirt in the pet toy department. Not only is my dog toy cute and shakeable, it squeaks!
And it gives me quite a work out!
Now, the ordinary marketing genius would be satisfied with these results. But I’m no ordinary Marketing genius.
I found a way to make my Nerdling Facial Fitness Smile Trainer even more strenuous.
Throughout my product testing, Kevin looked on with envy, coveting my Nerdling Facial Fitness Smile Trainer. I should have known he'd find a way to get his grubby little paws on it.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that he was the one who took it.
The evidence is overwhelming.