My BFF Becca is throwing our friend Jamie a baby shower and I have a big surprise for both of them.
I’m going to volunteer my talents as Entertainment Director.
That’s the kind of friend I am.
In fact, I’ve already started doing my research, and have several games picked out.
Guess the Chocolate Filled Diaper. I love this one! We'll melt a variety of chocolate bars in the microwave and smear/load them into diapers. During the game, we will pass the diapers around and the person who correctly identifies the contents of the most diapers will win a prize.
Except I’ve got a new spin on the game. One of the diapers will have real poop! Won’t that be hysterical?
Pin the Something on the Something. I haven't decided yet. It’s either Pin the Sperm on the Egg or Pin the Poop in the Potty Chair.
Since I’m indifferent, I guess I’ll let Jamie decide.
Preggers or Porn. This is my favorite. I’ll have a series of photos and the guests will have to pick whether the woman is in labor or a porn movie.
Now, one could argue that the Entertainment Director’s span of control should end with entertainment, but I disagree. You see, I am not your average Entertainment Director.
I am a summa cum laude
I haven’t chosen my design yet. I'm leaning towards this one:
With a Jamie, not a Casey. Duh.
This is going to be THE event of the season.
You're welcome, ladies.