Hello....Barbie! I cut your hair. That makes it shorter. Not longer.
She was driving me absolutely nuts. Pouting all the time. Apparently, she wanted to look like her friend Totally Hair Barbie.
I told her, "I'm a hairstylist. Not a magician."
And at the risk of offending poor Barbie, how could I possibly be expected to create a Totally Hair Barbie hairstyle on a...well ... Let's call a spade a spade. A Somewhat Hair Barbie.
With that said, customer satisfaction is priority for me. There had to be some way to make my client happy.
Then I had a scathingly brilliant idea. I would make Barbie hair extensions.
I studied the picture of Totally Hair Barbie. Her hair reminded me of something. OMG! I realized it was a cross between Kevin's new rope toy and a drapery tassel.
Unfortunately, Kevin was not the least bit interested in sharing his rope toy with Barbie so I went to Plan B.
I painstakingly attached the drapery tassel extensions to Barbie's hair and I thought she looked beautiful.
"It's not long enough!" Barbie whined.
Lucky for her I had a Plan C.
Barbie loves her new extensions. And guess what!! I have a new client!
Totally Hair Barbie wants a perm and some color.