Multi-task while you Bask

You have to give the Japan Trend Shop props for their product design.  What's not to love about the Bathtable? 

It lets you muti-task in the tub!

But, is it just me, or is this advertisement is a wee bit lame?  Who is going to spend $201 (plus shipping and handling) on a Bathtable to read a book in the stinkin' bath tub? 

Being the Marketing genius that I am, I have come up with a few more compelling advertising concepts for the Bathtable.  

I should probably charge money for my ideas, but I'm feeling generous.  It is the holidays, after all.   

You're welcome, Japan Trend shop.

Folding socks while taking a bath.  Now that's luxury you can afford.  With Bathtable.

 Lake for work?  Make breakfast while you bathe!  

With Bathtable.

Spices out of order?  Don't Stress!  Take a bath!  

 With Bathtable.

Sew while you Sewk!  

 With Bathtable. 

Be like Beethoven.  Compose yourself.

With Bathtable. 

I know what you're thinking.  Why, Lou, are you being so modest?  Shouldn't you be nude? And wearing a bathing cap?

In response, the Japan Trend Shop  will have to use their collective imaginations here. 

I am a Marketing Genius.  

Not a porn star.