Sunday, March 15, 2015

Designer Bags

You’ve all been there.  Something you ate isn't sitting well.  And you are about to give the janitor something to sprinkle sawdust on.

It would be nice if there was a toilet nearby.  Or at least some privacy.

But you can't always count on that.

And admit it.  There’s no attractive way to barf. 


You have a designer barf bag.

I was at a meeting the other day and someone, let's call her "Francine", had to run from the table so fast she barely got to the bathroom before doing the backwards bungee.

Just think how much easier it would have been for her to just open her purse and pull out a specialty barf bag. 

Rather than wondering where Francine had run off to, we all would have been marveling at her barf bag.  

Francine could have finished her launch, quickly sealed the leak resistant bag shut, and said, "Now, where were we?"

Think of the time she wasted running to the bathroom and back.

The barf bags come in all kinds of attractive styles.  They are sold on

Barfboutique has such a comprehensive inventory of cool and fun barf bags, I would have a difficult time choosing one.  

I'm completely torn between:

And this:

But then again, you walk a fine line when your designer barf bags are too fashionable.

I can just hear it now.  "Francine, that is the cutest barf bag I've ever seen!" 

"Gee, thanks!"

"Where did you get it?  Pass it over.  Is that a taco on the outside?"

"Yep.  On the inside, too."

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