You’ve all been there.
Perhaps it's what you ate for lunch. Or where you ate. Or something has you worried.
You have to go. Badly.
But you’re not at home. You’re at work. Or at a friend’s house.
And you know that if your go, every
breathing organism within 120 square yards will know what you were doing behind that closed door.
Of course, I have never personally experienced
this scenario.
My poo doesn’t smell.
But this blog is not about
me. It is my social responsibility to
identify and recommend products that may benefit my readers.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
(Although, admittedly, I will
peripherally benefit from others’ usage of this product.)
The product
to which I am referring is Poo-Pourri.
How can you not admire a product with a brand promise of: “Our business is to
make it smell like your business never even happened”?
Poo-Pourri is a fragrance which is sprayed into the toilet before you “drop a deuce”. (I learned that term from the Poo-Pourri video. I'm gonna start using it.).
I know what you’re thinking.
How can spraying fragrance into a toilet stop the smell?
Great question! Poo-Pourri leaves a protective layer of essential oils that traps odors under water (in their porcelain prison).
But that is not all.
This product not only masks unwanted
odors, it ostensibly cleans the toilet bowl, erasing all evidence of the
deposit. (It may take 2 or 3
flushes if your skid marks are as tenacious as the spokeswoman’s.)
Sadly, I will not be able to test
drive this product, since, as I mentioned: My poo doesn’t smell.
I just realized that this is my
second post in a row dealing with pooping.
Between the Squatty Potty and the Poo-Pourri I have become somewhat of an
expert in the art of Number 2. In fact, perhaps I should change careers, considering the
wealth of knowledge I have achieved.
I could be a stinkin’ Proctologist!
I could be a stinkin’ Proctologist!
But then again, I don’t think I have the stomach
to deal with proctology exams.
Unless....
OMG!
I just had one of my many scathingly brilliant ideas.
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