I know that this may surprise my readers, but I fancy myself somewhat of a history buff.
Stop laughing. Especially you guys from Niagara Wheatfield who observed me sleeping though History class.
OK, so maybe I’m not in the same league as Mel Brooks. But I do love the soundtrack to Hamilton.
At any rate, here is your first Nerdling History lesson.
The year is 1707. The founding fathers of the small settlement in Eastern North Carolina are concerned about containing the growth of their community and keeping the commoners out.
They hold a secret meeting on a plot of land that will someday be home to The Dollar Store.
“We have to find a forgettable name for our community,” said Obadiah. “One that the riffraff will forget.”
“How about Yearjust?” suggested Absolom.
“Too memorable,” said Obadiah. “I like Withwere. Withwere, North Carolina.”
“Better, but we need something more obscure,” said Jedidiah. “I've got it: Havelock. Nobody will remember Havelock.”
They nod in agreement, and snicker in unison. They name their settlement Havelock, North Carolina.
And more than 300 years later I say to Dave, “Can you book us a hotel in Headlock?”
“You know. That place where Linda’s stationed. It’s not Headlock?”
“No. Guess again.”
“No." He tries to give me a hint. "Do you have a lock on your head?”
“What? I already said Headlock.” (I was beginning to get irritated.)
He tried again. “Do you HAVE a lock on your head?”
When we arrived at the Dreadlock Holiday Inn Express I understood why I was having such a hard time remembering the city. It’s really kind of unmemorable.
There’s no Target in Landlock. Only WalMart and a Dollar Store. And, not surprisingly, there are quite a few gun stores in Padlock.
NO! It’s Havelock.
I have a mental block against that stupid word. I decided to google Havelock. Maybe if I learned more about it, the name would sink into my brain.
I was shocked to learn that Havelock is named after Sir Henry Havelock.
I know what you’re thinking. Who the hell is Sir Henry Havelock?
Apparently Sir Henry Havelock was a British General known for his recapture of Cawnpore from rebels during the Indian Mutiny of 1857.
OK, but what does Sir Henry Havelock have to do with North Carolina?
I guess I my history lesson wasn’t that far off.
“How about Gereral Washington?” suggested Absolom.
“Too memorable. I like Lafayette,” said Obadiah. “Lafayette, North Carolina.”
“Better, but still easy to remember,” said Jedidiah. “I've got it: Havelock. Nobody will remember Havelock.”