Just for special occasions. (Like art gallery openings, lectures, hikes, etc.)
I could always wear my Wine Rack Sports Bra. But unfortunately, it has a major flaw.
It is really cold.
And who wants cold wine pressing against her rack?
Not me.
I could, of course, purchase a Beerbelly, the sister (or should I say brother) product of the Wine Rack. But it's so unattractive.
And at the risk of appearing vain, I don't want anyone thinking I could not step away from the Easter candy.
My friend Jennifer recommended the Baby Flask. Which I loved!
But then I thought people might start gossiping. Whose baby is that? Did Linda have a baby?
Or Lou? I KNEW she was putting on weight. I thought it was from Easter Candy.
I decided to do more research.
I discovered the Tampon Flask, which had very positive reviews on Amazon.com:
I love a good bloody Mary on Sunday, but sometimes the sermon in church just drags on and on and cuts into my cocktail time. That's when these little beauties come in handy. I can have my bloody and still wear my white choir robes with confidence!
But there's no straw. And I want my flask to have a straw.
I kept looking.
The Freedom Flask showed great potential. Until I saw how you fill your glass.
I decided to go back to the Beerbelly. So what if someone thinks I've put on a few pounds.
Unless.
I just had the most scathingly brilliant idea.
Who needs a Beerbelly, when you can have:
The Pregbelly.
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