Good help is hard to find. And it is near impossible to coerce either one of the two people I live with to take a stinkin' picture!
In fact, they seem to have sunk to new levels.
Linda is acting like I’m asking her to take a picture of a decomposing corpse. “I’m not getting anywhere near that disgusting thing.”
“My Go-Girl is not disgusting”, I declared, defensively.
“You used it already, didn’t you?”
“Yes I did,” I replied. “And it works great!”
Of course I used it! A good photographer does her homework: studies the surrounding, checks the lighting, and tests the equipment prior to beginning the photo shoot.
And after I test drove my Go-Girl I washed it with soap and warm water, as per the directions. I left it on the counter to air dry.
“Mom EUUUUUUU! Get that off the counter. It’s disgusting.”
OMG, is this the same teenager who had mold growing on a plate in her closet last week?
“Make Dad take the pictures," she said, racing out of the room with her fingers covering her nostrils.
But the only way Dave will take a picture for me is if he can take it while laying down on the couch in the family room. Between innings on the baseball game he’s watching.
I really didn’t want to pee in the family room. Who pees in their family room?
But Dave told me I could pee in the family room if I used a bucket.
COME ON! He is seriously missing the point. You don’t need a bucket if you have a Go-Girl. You can pee anywhere you want to with a Go-Girl!
I could pee in the bushes in my back yard if I wanted to. Just like a man.
BTW- Barbie had her own ideas for the Go-Girl. Apparently, she was still pouting about the Nerdling Makeover and decided that the Go-Girl made a good hat. That coincidentally hid her new hairdo.
Very funny, Barbie.
I get no respect in this house. Who needs them anyhow? In addition to being a gifted writer, inventor and cosmetologist, I take outstanding photographs. Plus, I’m ambidextrous.
So I went into the bathroom, lifted the lid, and with one hand on the camera and one hand on the Go-Girl I proceeded to pee like a man.
And I learned an important lesson.
It’s very difficult to aim a Go-Girl and a camera at the same time. My aim was a wee bit off.
Which reminds me of a sign I saw in a restaurant bathroom once.
That's when I realized just how effective my Go-Girl is.
I peed just like a man.