But that was then and this is now. And I am far more talented and crafty than I was when I purchased the book.
Whenever the hell that was.
And Kimmy is working at a fancy-ass hotel in Maine this summer. Maybe when I go visit her next month I can offer my services.
I could either create the origami toilet paper art myself or train her Housekeeping staff. Which ever they prefer.
That's how accommodating I am.
I started by making a rose.
I have to admit, it was a little rough.
Hey! I could have lied and said I started with a bunny rabbit who lost his bonnet. But I didn't.
And did I give up? Hell no!
Since the hotel is in Maine, I decided to create a sail boat.
That was so easy, I made a lovely maiden.
Then I started to get into my Toilet Paper Origami groove. The maiden needed a flower atop her head. It was almost perfect.
But something was missing. One more detail.
I added Josh, one of my drinking buddies to the mix and achieved TOILET PAPER ORIGAMI PERFECTION.
I was so proud. And happy. Knowing just how blown away Kimmy and her Housekeeping staff will be when I offer my services next month.
But I was exhausted. All that folding was way too much for my poor fingers.
I thought again about about that fancy-ass Maine hotel.
All those bathrooms.
I may need to simplify my design if I have any chance of finishing up in time for Happy Hour.